Friday, 21 March 2014

THOUGHTS OF A GROWING CHILD: OUR HUSBAND HAS GONE MAD AGAIN


 


No doubt our husband has gone mad again. Yes he is mad and cannot be treated. Did i just hear Nana Addo is coming back in 2016? Did i hear Adama-say ask why he is coming back into the race after carving a glorious and enviable political niche as a statesman? Eih, is it true he will be chalking a glorious age of a life well spent by 2016?
These are the whispers on the streets of my motherland. This is the gossip around town and everyone is trying to make sense out of Nana Addo's declaration and i say Dzi wu fie as3m. 
Many are they who think Nana Addo's life is riddled with controversy like Joseph’s coat of many colours and few are they who think his return into Ghana's political landscape can be equated to the second coming of the Messiah, sorry the Third coming of the Messiah and this is where i part ways with the ordinary Ghanaian to ask very pertinent questions.
1. Is Nana Addo coming to contest the primaries of NPP or he is coming to contest John Dramani Mahama for the Driver seat of the Yutong bus? 
2. What alternative turbine is he bringing into our developmental truck?
3. Has Nana Addo really changed after seeking the face of God and Man?
4. Is Nana Addo going to seek blessings from Gentle JAK as he did from J.J in 2012?
Your guess might just be as good as mine and i seek to take a wild guess in attempt to answer questions 1 and 3.  For question 1, i think Nana is on his way to contest the NPP primaries and not JDM simple as A B C D and for question 3 i honestly think Nana Addo has changed after seeking the faces of God and men. Can’t you see? The man says he will be a young man at age 72 in 2016 and hence trimmed all his baggy clothes. For your information, he no longer struggles to fully fit in his "Shada". 

 Hail thee the supreme ruler of the 197th country in the world, "The People’s Republic of Legon" his royal majesty Prof. Ayitey Iddi Amin. The clouds are getting darker and the waters muddier as the hours pass by. If you care to know, this new republic is a state within the territories of another republic, the republic of Ghana and as for the choice of name and title for its supreme leader the less said about them the better.  This new Republic has become the grand choir master of torment for its citizens and to use its roads, one will have to pay a little over 200 dollars.  Please do not ask me how much it will take to acquire a residential permit? Well for all I know u can’t roam the streets of the republic of Legon without some financial bruises.

  Y3 mamu dums) ooooooooo.....Yaa mahama. kikikiki. The menace of dumsor dumsor has rolled out its ugly nose again. The Macmillan dictionary defines Dumsor as the condition where one pays his electricity bills and sleeps in darkness. This menace is the least of the litany of troubles to hit Mahama land this year. The fires and burning of markets did not stop even though we parted with some dollars for some 2 by 4 committee work. The collapsing of storey buildings continued amidst vexatious promises of the president. The hijack of the cedi by Motia cannot be forgotten either.

  In other reports, the Ghana's ambassadorial offices in Japan are now a casino. hahahahaha...like seriously? A Casino? 
 Less I forget please inform the President that Ghanaian's are suffering and also remind him of the return of grand paa Nana Akuffo Addo into the country and his desire to Unseat him in fulfilment of his childhood dream.
However it is my prayer that the ordinary Ghanaian finds a non-retiring profession like Nana Addo.
THOUGHTS OF A GROWING CHILD
 

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